The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain. 

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I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 


I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

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Last Night in Ferguson (10.21.14): A state senator was arrested (and mama may have been legally packing), one of the lead organizers, nettaaaaaaaa, was roughed up by police, and one of the main sources of footage/live feeds, Rebel Z, was detained in what seems to have been an intimidation and straight up harassment tactic. The police are out of control, and it’s only getting worse. If you think this is over, you need to look again. #staywoke #farfromover

Ferguson is still happening. Are you still paying attention?

Tune into Z’s UStream tonight to watch developments live. 

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*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

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take me to church.

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life goals:

financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

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#about me


people who dislike ellen degeneres make me so uncomfortable

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Whites riot over pumpkins in NH and Twitter turns it into epic lesson about Ferguson, aka The Best of #PumpkinFest, PT 1. #staywoke

in this week’s episode of shit black folks would get murdered or jailed with no trial for

I hate New Hampshire

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Honestly the fact that people are saying that skeletons aren’t funny anymore because all of Tumblr jumped on it tells me nothing except the fact that it is COMPLETELY possible to be a meme hipster.

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I think that it is very important if you know what you want, understand where you are heading towards, and try your best to get it.It is only when we use our hearts to do it, and fall in love with what we are doing, then can we really get real determination

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